12/06/2007

Remember the Sun

I haven't posted in a long time. I've realized that on a day to day basis, my life is not very exciting. So, let's go back to what works for me: randomness. I found some pictures from the Applefest Half Marathon in October.

The day was unseasonably hot. I was also not in the best of shape.

In years past, I've placed in my age group and won an apple pie for my effort.

Around mile 5, I knew pie was out of the question. At mile 7, I got tingley. 10-12 are a blur of white hot sun and the taste of salt tinged despair. The end was okay.

And alas, no pie. This is the day I remember now when the temperature drops into the single digits.

10/11/2007

Portland Continued

Walking through this patch of woods was the shortest way around parts of Portland.



Tree tumor?

10/04/2007

Portland in the Day

There wasn't a lot of sun in Pacific Northwest during our trip. I'm not sure if that's normal or we were just really lucky. Below is our stroll through Portland State, situated at the heart of Downtown.




I don't know how well it shows up, but this dorm was designed with Egyptian scultptures and glyphs. It was the only themed building on campus.


A view across the raised soccer field. Notice the lucky people who have big houses on the hill overlooking the city. Some of them are actually supported by stilts.

9/27/2007

Portland

Jen and I spent a few days on the west coast earlier this month. This first fuzzy shot is from the plane. I'm pretty sure that the taller mountain on the right is Mt. Hood, but his little friend remains anyonymous.


This is where the light rail dropped us off from the airport. I'm not sure what it is, but there were pretty, shiny lights.


More lights. We landed at 7:30, but of course that was 10:30 to us and we hadn't eaten in eight hours. This was outside the nifty pub we found. I had raspberry beer. The wonders of Oregon.


Tomorrow: Oregon in the daytime!

9/24/2007

A Place in the Woods

Jen and I spent a Sunday in Walden Pond a couple weeks ago.

A single, small tree shows impatience at the coming autumn.


Waxing artistic, I contemplate the value of nature beneath my pinwheel umbrella.

9/20/2007

Cliff Jumping

After taking August off, (we're European, right?) the blog returns. This took me way longer than it should have, but now that I've figured out some of the basics, perhaps I can come up with something more clever.


6/29/2007

iCringe

With thousands of people just an hour away from getting their IM-primed pinkies on a flashy new iPhone, one should reflect on the decadence of our society. According to CNN some people began waiting in line outside of Apple stores on Monday. That means 5 full days (or 100-120 hours, depending on what part of Monday you begin) devoted entirely the prospect of being the first to own a gadget gaurenteed to bring about the nerd-envy of your friends. Meanwhile, the 55.5% of America who reportedly volunteers on a regular basis, spends 3.5 hours a week at this noble endeavour. 44.5% of America doesn't even bother to lie by pretending they volunteer.

The iPhone, not counting taxes, fees, the mandatory 2-year contract with AT&T at $60 a month and the necessary accessories to strap the thing to your waist and look like you are talking to air as you cruise the sidewalk, will set you back $599. The average american household income comes out to just over $853 a week. That includes the uber rich and the now common duel income households. So you won't be using your new phone to order pizza that week. Hope you like Ramen.

The scary part isn't that some people will give up this much time and money for what amounts to grown up toy - it's that so many will want it that most will be dissapointed at the end of the day.

I don't volunteer enough, give enough to charity, and I certainly own my share of toys. Waiting in the rain for a device that will certainly be faulty for the first few months is silly, but I don't want to condemn anyone. Still, I had to stop and wonder, what if we all donated $600 and took 5 days off of work to go clean the streets or visit shut-ins? Would that bring us more than an extra smart touchpad?

Meh.

6/07/2007

Ask A Ninja

It's hard to believe you haven't all found this already, but I can't take that risk. It's a random guy on youtube who fields questions as a ninja. He reminds a little bit of a guy I once knew who had a computer help call-in sequence during his radio show.

Being a Ninja, he's a bit violent and way to into mythical beasts. But he makes up a lot of words, which pleases me so. His earlier episodes are a bit rough, but they improve. My favorites are the omnibus and omnideuce.

5/29/2007

Bad Penguin Plots


Somehow, I just know this will be my doom.

A Tribute

After a bout of food poisoning last week, I feel I owe a tremendous debt to the inventors of Chicken Noodle Soup, Saltine Crackers, and Ginger Ale.
I salute you.

5/18/2007

Random Weekend

Jen and I went to see a play last weekend. It was some random, highly intellectual deal - quite interesting but hard to describe. Anyway, I relized that I recognized one of the lead actors. I thought about it for a bit, decided who I suspected he was and confirmed it via Google when I arrived home. The actor was Max Wright. You might remember him as Willie Tanner, Alf's begrudged protector on Earth.


We also went to the common and flew kites. When was the last time you flew a kite? Turns out, it's something you can get rusty at, but by the end, my shiny rocket ship with flaming streamers was "at the end of it's rope."

4/17/2007

The Deed is Done

After years of trying to qualify, I have finally run the Boston. Ironically, in an effort to avoid overly warm marathons, the BAA moved the start time 10:00 am just in time for one of the wettest, coldest races in Boston history. Lucky me. But the rain stopped nearly the moment I crossed the starting line and I have no complaints.

Memorable Moments - Boston 2007


The little girl (no more than 4 years old) who told me to: "Suck it up and go!" This was at mile 6 when I was going better than I would at any other part of the day.

Stepping off the bus into ankle deep water. Athletes village looked more like the recently recovered city of Atlantis.

Andy. A retiree from Houston I met on the T while were both making our way to the buses (for transport to the start line). He told me that he'd had hypothermia twice at the end of previous marathons - both days were over 50 degrees and without rain. He was, needless to say, a bit nervous. Andy also told me I should eat one for gel every mile of the race. That's 26.2 gels. I ate two.

The realization that, despite cops waving us through red lights and traffic, it took nearly an hour to get from Boston to Hopkinton and we would be returning on foot.

The guy who ran the race with a bunny head on.

The guy in front of me who had stenciled his name, Faulker, on his chest. People loved to scream his name. Before I realized what was going on, I just thought the crowd was being unusually rude this year.

The beefy mechanic who watched the runners go by while blowing his cigarette smoke at them.

The early parts of commonwealth ave smelled like hot dogs. That was soon replaced by the smell of beer.

My alarm, my back-up alarm, and my redundant back-up alarm all going off at precisely 4:30 AM.

Soaking wet, shivering and kicking myself for wearing shorts. My corral (moo) was sent to the start at 9:10. The race began at 10:00. The moment "go" was yelled, the rain stopped.

Soaking wet, hot, and running out of room to tie on clothes, I kicked myself for wearing two shirts and gloves.

The guy who crossed mile 12 and said "Every step I take from this point on is the farthest I have ever run." Or wait, was that Boston 2000?

Wellesely. Holy crap.

Heartbreak Hill is actually a series of four hills over nearly 5 miles.
Hill 1: Wait, was that it?
Hill 2: Meh.
Hill 3: I'm sufficiently humbled.
Hill 4: Enough already.

The announcement before the start that over 3000 people had failed to even pick up their numbers before the race. Not one of the thousands of runners around me uttered the obvious retort "they were the smart ones."

The forty something, balding man with a wedding band who, upon seeing some of the Wellesely girls with "Kiss Me" signs, took every one of them up on their offer. He still managed to run faster than me.

One little boy who was standing with his hand out for runners to slap, but he was on the outside of a curve so no runners were coming near. I just had to loop out and give him five.

My own little crowd at mile 17.

Going home to put on my Boston jacket for the first time ever.

Now What?

And now that it's over, what do I do?
Why, another triathlon of course. This time, with seafaring vessels. My Indian name would be "Swims Like Wounded Rock".

I challenge you Kilgore: A race to the finish!

4/05/2007

Tis the Season

To wheel junk into the hall. I've actually been waiting for this one to go away before I posted the picture so I could also state how long it's been out. Two weeks later, nothing, and I can't keep my reading faithful in waiting any longer.


In case you are wondering, the box contains more Holiday tins. All empty, but apparently heavy enough to warrant a two wheeler. I was thinking about letting the air out of the tires.

3/29/2007

I've Seen It All

Over my many years of looking at pretty much everyone around me with a charming amount of cynicism and staid scorn, I've developed and especial how people use their cellphones. Just today, in the grocery store, the woman in front of went through the entire checkout process while talking a mile a minute on her Razor. She never once acknowledged the checkout lady who was trying to inform the woman that she had left her keys by the credit card slider. Had I not picked them up and dangled them in front of her eyes, this woman may have involuntarily donated her Honda to a needy Shaw's employee.

But I don't mind. Janice (checkout lady, I would eventually discover) and I griped together about how oblivious people are when they have one of these electrical parasites strapped to their ears and so are now comrades of a sort.

I have seen people on the phone while parallel parking, while shopping with one other person (the partner of phone-talker forced to stare dejectedly at the floor, quiet and worthless), while hiking in the middle in the nowhere, while running (shocking) and even while in the middle of a marathon (shocking and confusing).

But none of this really affects me much and I've more or less grown used to it. Until today. The day I saw the most unbelievable phone travesty ever. While crossing an intersection on my run this morning, I saw in front me of me a large, white delivery truck. Inside, a man in dark shades and a bright red shirt commanded the helm.

He was driving with a cell phone in each hand.

Now, I'm as understanding as the next guy. Benefit of the doubt: perhaps he has a third arm. Perhaps, I did not notice his Siamese twin, born without ears but enough functional appendages to doggedly steer while his brother talks to each of their wives at the same time. Perhaps. But I doubt it.

I'm curious enough how a person holds two separate conversations at once and why this guy has not heard of three way calling. But that he would do it in rush hour traffic? Oh my.

3/23/2007

Then We Will Run in the Shade



I found out my Bib Number for the Boston Marathon today.

While not as woefully unprepared as I have been in certain other marathons, I will not be attempting a new PR.* Since I have been looking forward to Boston for a long time, I can use the excuse that I want to enjoy my run, rather than obsess about my time. I believe this cover will work until mile 22 when I no longer appear to be having fun.

Fortunately, my qualifying time puts me rather near the front of the pack. That means nearly 17,000 runners will have the chance to pass me if I crash and burn. How's that for motivation?

*Personal Record, or that arbitrary number that only one person in the world ever cares about - thyself.

3/13/2007

X Marks the Spot


If one neighbor's trash is another neighbor's treasure that would make this a pile of treasure three feet from my door for the last 4 days.


Speaking of completely random off-topic . . . topics - has anyone noticed the truck commercial (Toyota, I believe) featuring gruff construction workers who want a vehicle to pull their boat(s) up a mountain into a head wind without using a tank of gas? Are there a lot of nice boating spots on the top of mountains? And I always thought mountain roads wound around the whole mountain, thus the wind would be at your back as often as in your face. I know I'm being picky, but this is why I can't stand most TV for more than 10 minutes.

2/26/2007

While You Were Away

I babysat the Daniels' Progeny for a few hours Saturday night. At one point, I left the room for 5 minutes and returned to find Sophia and Elliott had built a fort out of the living room furniture.


It looks a little more like an awning in front of the couch, but it's really a fort.



The culprits were planning to use the fort as base-camp for their coup d'etas, I believe.

As I tried to repair the situation, Sophia stole my camera and (humbly) took pictures of herself.


Gah!



Bright light! Bright light!